i like watching girls dance pretty. none of this stupid grinding and ass shaking. unless they're s, naturally. then i just laugh. i don't even dance so much as jump around and kick the air. and i like how girls skip.
is it weird i like eating hotdogs cut into moons with a toothpick, like they're hors d'œuvrs?
no, i don't want to kiss you girls.
do i look like i enjoy that sort of thing?
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